A Fine Line

Sailing into the sunset towards Honduras

July 6-10, 2019

I will be the first to acknowledge that I can be an idiot (on occasion I’m the second, if Kris is fast enough to get there first).  It’s not generally something that I aspire to; it just happens.

In some ways it’s a blessing.

The underdog rarely disappoints. You’ve already been written off.  If people expect very little, you can rally and impress the shit out of them every now and then.

You can always do your damnedest to know what the hell you are doing, and even achieve something resembling complete competence from time to time.  However, the person who always knows what they’re doing is a rare breed.

More often than not, they’re wrong and they just think they know what they’re doing… which technically can still make them an idiot.  Furthermore, the rare individual who actually does know exactly what they’re doing all the time, oftentimes is obliged to be a complete asshole.  On the whole, I’m not sure this is an improvement over the idiot.

Of course, the worst combination would have to be the individual who is both an asshole and an idiot.

At times, the distinction between the person who knows what they are doing and the idiot seems worlds apart.  

Someone who has an engine on their boat but only relies on it for dire emergencies, sailing onto and off of anchor; sailing through tight squeezes; even patiently sitting and going nowhere when there is no wind; is truly a competent sailor (I know some of these people, though I certainly do not sit among them yet).  They obviously know what they’re doing and they get it done, no matter what the circumstances.

Conversely, someone who has an engine on their boat and relies on it whenever they are unable to achieve six knots of speed, under sails alone, is an idiot (I know one of these people as well).  They are not really a sailor; but rather, a motorer… or, ewww… a failor.

Other times, the line can be finer.

Is the person who chooses not to utilise their engine, voluntarily subjecting their sails and gear to excessive and unnecessary wear and tear solely out of principle, more a truly competent sailor or an idiot?  Not such a clear distinction, in that case.

Probably a moot point, if you know what you’re doing… you’d make the necessary adjustments so you could still sail effectively while minimising equipment wear… damn.  I hate whomever is telling me how that is done right now… you’re probably an asshole who knows everything.


As we were en route to Swan Island, I felt beaten.  Despite having tried everything we could think of, we had been unable to sail nearly as much as we felt we should have been able to.  One the of log entries reads “I give up… turning on the engine.”

Sure… someone could have figured out what needed doing; but, that someone sure as hell wasn’t on our boat that day.

Consequently, we ended up running the diesel engine for nearly a third of the two days it took us to get to Swan Island.  Even with the engine running, we only managed to average 4.8 knots during that leg.

The most noteworthy aspect of the first day was a visit from another temporary hitchhiker.  Just before sundown, a bird we later identified as a Brown Noddy landed on our dinghy, which was secured to the davit and stern arch.  

The bird carefully stood there, leaning back and forth constantly to counterbalance itself in rhythm with the rolling of the boat.  Eventually, it tucked its head under its wing and appeared to enter a rather Zen-like state of both balance and sleep.  

Twelve hours later, as the sun appeared over the swell of the eastern horizon, that crazy bird was still perfectly balanced on the buoyancy tube of the dinghy, just where it had settled in as the previous day’s sun began to set.

It flew off shortly after sunrise, disappearing into the background of gently rolling waves.  Swan Island seemed like the most logical destination, given its proximity, though our silent hitchhiker appeared to be headed more in the direction of Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula… maybe bound for Cancun… just teasing us to follow.

We had already joked that, if the damn wind wouldn’t cooperate, we might yet end up at Cancun ourselves.  But, for now, we were still shooting for Honduras.

When we arrived at the tiny smidge of land known as Isla de Santanilla (or Swan Island), the conditions seemed pretty favourable towards spending a night at anchor there.  Winds were ten to fifteen knots, making the wave action minimal, and we were able to find a spot that kept us protected from the incessant swell that seemed to wrap around the island.  

However, the wind direction meant there was no way for us to get into the small bay which allowed access to the Honduran Navy outpost, comprised of one officer and a few enlisted men (the island’s only inhabitants).  Apparently, they fancy showing visitors around the island, including a visit to the only other buildings on Swan Island – several cement foundations which are rumoured to be the ruined CIA remnants left over from a Nicaraguan Contra staging area.  

They seemed rather unconcerned after we identified ourselves over the VHF and explained our reluctance to enter the bay, given the wind direction.  As long as we were leaving in the morning… no worries.  Just give ‘em a call in the morning to announce our departure. 

So… for an afternoon and evening we had an uninhabited bay all to ourselves, the only boat on the whole island… over a hundred miles from the next nearest land… with nothing but ocean behind us if we had to pick up anchor.

In the morning we considered staying an extra day to attempt getting ashore, but we simply could not find a viable alternate anchorage.  In the end, we had to be content with the overnight stop, and a radio conversation with the Honduran Navy radio operator.  

Without the option of getting ashore, it made more sense to press on towards the Bay Islands… hopefully the smaller island of Guanaja if all went well.

The run from Swan Island to Guanaja felt like spectacular redemption compared to what we had experienced over the previous day and a half.  At first, the conditions were really not that much different from what we had seen the previous two days.  Yes… slightly better wind.  Yes… slightly less swell and confused seas.  Yes… slightly better wind angle.  But, all of those slightly different factors were resulting in a drastic night and day difference in outcome. 

More than the slightly different isolated conditions, it seemed that there was a much more profound impact resulting from the fact that we, simply put, seemed to get our shit together.  

Sometimes a much easier situation to overcome.

For nearly twenty four hours, under only power of engine, we averaged 6.2 knots… quite the turnaround.

As we flew along through the darkness of the night under an unbelievable canopy of stars, at times exceeding eight knots, it was pretty crazy to realise that we were directly over the Cayman Trench, with over eighteen thousand feet of ocean separating us from the bottom.

We were quite entertained when, as we got into the wee hours of the morning, it became apparent  that we needed to rein in our speed to avoid arriving at Guanaja before sunrise. Hours later, the sunlight of a new day seemed to help tame the boisterous seas around us. 

In front of us stood the lush green island of Guanaja. 

We were immediately reminded of Jamaica.  Not quite as mountainous, but still an inviting mass of green tropical jungle jutting up from the ocean, rather than a barren scab of desolate rock barely holding itself above the waves.

We had not had a chance to get ashore at Swan Island; it was really nothing more than a tiny military outpost anyway.

As we passed through the cut in the reef approaching Guanaja, we got our first real glimpse of one of the truly unique communities in all the Caribbean.  A tiny island, just off the main island, comprised of houses and buildings almost entirely built on stilts with a population somewhere between five and ten thousand people… Bonacca.

This was Honduras.  A new country… a new adventure.



Find Your Caymankind

July 7, 2019

It seemed to us that the Cayman Brac Tourism Office didn’t receive vast amounts of traffic.  

Nearly two months ago, we had stumbled across the office while having a wander about ashore, after first clearing in with Customs and Immigration.  We poked our heads inside to ask a few questions.

The very pleasant and welcoming woman immediately heaped complimentary Cayman Islands pens, fliers and business cards upon us, as well as promotional luggage tags which, on one side, displayed the rather cryptic phrase “Find Your Caymankind”. 

This phrase eventually came back around full circle nearly two months later, and we found ourselves departing Grand Cayman on a rather unexpected high.

The Cayman Islands authorities are very strict when it comes to returning any spear guns or Bahamian slings they have confiscated from boaters during their stay in the Caymans.  

Essentially, they would complete all the clearing out paperwork and then allow us twenty four hours to depart, but they would not return the weapons until we were literally about to untie from the mooring and set a course for International Waters. 

We had cleared out the day before, which allowed us to depart on a Saturday without having to pay overtime weekend fees to the the Customs & Immigration officers, but we still had to pick up our spearfishing equipment.  

We had been instructed over the VHF to bring our dingy to the dock, where an officer would meet us.  

After an hour had passed awaiting the arrival of the Customs and Border Control Officer who was in possession our spear guns and Bahamian sling, Kris made a brief visit to the nautical museum just across the street, in hopes of acquiring a last minute Cayman Islands courtesy flag.  

The problem was that we had failed to bring any money along with us in the dinghy.  Our plan was to hope for sympathy and enough trust from someone that we would call with a credit card number as soon as we got back to the Mothership. 

On our final day in the Cayman Islands we were treated to an amazing display of what had been explained to us as Caymankind  by the woman at the Tourism Office on the day we first arrived at Cayman Brac.  

Today, a woman who was waiting at the museum heard that I was trying to get a flag and simply smiled and told Kris not to worry about it… the $30 Cayman Islands courtesy flag was a gift… consider it Caymankind… wow!!!

The CBC officer arrived just as Kris returned with both a courtesy flag and an unbelievable story.  After we physically showed the officer our dinghy and promised our  immediate departure, he turned over the underwater implements of death and destruction, sending us on our merry way.

Departing The Cayman Islands

July 6, 2019

After a successful return to the States we only had to enjoy our remaining time in the Cayman Islands, lock in our next destination, and clear out.

Our final thoughts regarding the Caymans…?

Cayman Brac and Little Cayman, though more developed than the uninhabited islands and cays of the Bahamas, were still unbelievably remote locations.  And they represented the healthiest underwater environment we had come across since leaving SE Asia.

While not that “fishy”, it far out-populated the Bahamas and Jamaica.  The coral was diverse and healthy, and the topography was amazing.

The Caymans’ approach to conservation (regarding use of moorings instead of anchoring, as well as their strict hunting restrictions, and even implementation of recycling and accessible rubbish bins) was a fresh mindset, and something that was obviously having a profound positive effect on the area.

Grand Cayman, really was more of an accessible hub to civilisation for us than anything else.

Our only experience anchoring put us in a completely out of the way location in North Bay for a week  just off of Starfish Point, where except for one night, we were the only occupied boat in the bay after dark.

The dinghy trips to Stingray City were better than we would have imagined (see previous post Stingray City).  We had so much fun the first time, we opted for a second trip there.

It also provided the experience of a squall with 35-40 knot winds.  At 10:00pm, with zero visibility due to the pelting sheets of rain, we found ourselves dragging anchor.  Knowing that we could drag five miles before we would reach anything (the other side of the bay), we found ourselves in the surreal situation of watching our boat lay a track on the chart plotter while we were sitting below, unable to see the shore, as Exit dragged more than a quarter of a mile before finally having the anchor reset itself.

Strange?  Absolutely.  But also somewhat comforting to know we had nothing but open space ten feet deep behind us for miles.  Thank goodness for isolation!

Our return to the mooring balls in West Bay was more about access than safety.  We were immediately reminded that being in the midst of endless traffic and cruise ship activities was not our forte.

However, we had the pleasure of meeting a gentleman from the George Town Fire Department who kindly went out of his was to help us secure a lifetime supply of old fire hose which was invaluable to us as chafe protection for our lines.

We were also dumbfounded that, by the end of our stay on Grand Cayman, we had not only managed reunions with two of our old Scuba Junkie family members Nic and Martino (whom we had not seen in over eight years), but also stumbled across one other ex-Scuba Junkie staff (Christian) and another guy (Ben) who worked on Mabul while we were there.

Six people from the tiny island of Mabul on the tiny island of Grand Cayman, nearly ten years later and literally on the opposite side of the planet… not just a small world… an insanely small one!

And, of course, the diving…

Not only awesome dives, but also the accomplishment of finally diving directly from the Mothership.  Due to technical difficulties, we could only post a low resolution video of the experience, but what the hell… still gets us stoked watching it.

To our friends Nic and Martino, it was incredible to see you again.  Thanks especially to Nic for looking after Exit while we were back in the States.  Not goodbye, but rather, until next time…

To our friends Davey and Erica, aboard Barefoot Two (the only other live aboard sailors in Grand Cayman upon our departure), thanks for your company and your assistance multiple times.  We wish you the best during your employment with Cayman Divers.  Not goodbye, but rather, until next time…

Our next destination?

The Bay Islands, Honduras after sailing over the 15,000+ foot deep Cayman Trench and, hopefully, a brief stop at the tiny speck of land called Swan Island.

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